Post by DDDsDD999 on Apr 6, 2013 21:46:47 GMT -5
Dear settlers of West Side of West Side Mountain,
We, the founders, leaders, and workers of the glorious empire, cunty dicks have recently been expanding the most recent addition to our kingdom. Whilst digging fresh and fertile land out of the mountain-side, our miners noticed a mined out area, deeper into the mountain. We sent out a warrior to explore the area, and to his surprise, found an area with walls and constructs, such as furnaces and containers.
This area was rather barren: there were no sleeping persons, and it lacked any claims of ownership. The area was active though, as the tin ore boulder there, was still unregeneated. We named this land, West Side of West Side Mountain. As such, we have found it fit to expand our claim over West Side of West Side Mountain, and annex it into the glorious cunty dicks empire. Unfortunately, we lack the man-power, will-power and space to process any more applicants into this glorious empire. We are sure you will be glad to know all your bars and ores have gone to the expansion of cunty dicks.
Normally we would ask the people of this land who they are, and what they were doing, but due to a severe lack of interest, a fuck was failed to be given.
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We would like to inform the inhabitants of west side of west side mountain, and the community in whole that cunty dicks is now enacting multiple new policy changes. We request you respect, adhere and obey the following policy changes:
Rules 1 to 6 apply to actions to cunty dicks land/property/citizens:
1. Tresspassers on cunty dicks property are subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
2. Thieves stealing cunty dicks property are subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
3. Vandals of cunty dicks property are subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
4. Assaulters to citizens, allies, and acquaintances of cunty dicks are subject many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
5. Batterers of citizens, allies, and acquaintances pf cunty dicks are subject to many forums of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
6. Murderers of citizens, allies, and acquaintances of cunty dicks are subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
The following policies relate to on and off cunty dicks territory behavior:
7. Being a nigger is subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
8. Everyone outside the cunty dicks empire alliance is a nigger.
Thank you for your cooperation, and we look forward to a healthy and friendly relationship in the future.
Long live the glorious empire of cunty dicks!
We, the founders, leaders, and workers of the glorious empire, cunty dicks have recently been expanding the most recent addition to our kingdom. Whilst digging fresh and fertile land out of the mountain-side, our miners noticed a mined out area, deeper into the mountain. We sent out a warrior to explore the area, and to his surprise, found an area with walls and constructs, such as furnaces and containers.
This area was rather barren: there were no sleeping persons, and it lacked any claims of ownership. The area was active though, as the tin ore boulder there, was still unregeneated. We named this land, West Side of West Side Mountain. As such, we have found it fit to expand our claim over West Side of West Side Mountain, and annex it into the glorious cunty dicks empire. Unfortunately, we lack the man-power, will-power and space to process any more applicants into this glorious empire. We are sure you will be glad to know all your bars and ores have gone to the expansion of cunty dicks.
Normally we would ask the people of this land who they are, and what they were doing, but due to a severe lack of interest, a fuck was failed to be given.
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We would like to inform the inhabitants of west side of west side mountain, and the community in whole that cunty dicks is now enacting multiple new policy changes. We request you respect, adhere and obey the following policy changes:
Rules 1 to 6 apply to actions to cunty dicks land/property/citizens:
1. Tresspassers on cunty dicks property are subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
2. Thieves stealing cunty dicks property are subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
3. Vandals of cunty dicks property are subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
4. Assaulters to citizens, allies, and acquaintances of cunty dicks are subject many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
5. Batterers of citizens, allies, and acquaintances pf cunty dicks are subject to many forums of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
6. Murderers of citizens, allies, and acquaintances of cunty dicks are subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
The following policies relate to on and off cunty dicks territory behavior:
7. Being a nigger is subject to many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to: Death.
8. Everyone outside the cunty dicks empire alliance is a nigger.
Thank you for your cooperation, and we look forward to a healthy and friendly relationship in the future.
Long live the glorious empire of cunty dicks!